Dog Rivalry Buff Pillows

"It's a dog-eat-dog world? I wish!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Lion v Kiwi.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Strikeout Dog

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Sick Exhibitionist

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

England And The Ashes

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Lost CatCat Found.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

Nuke mouse.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.