Pet Rivalry Fan Pillows

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

Sick Exhibitionist

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Some conflicts never get resolved.

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

The Catkins Diet

Doggie Bowl Drill

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Strikeout Dog

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

Nuke mouse.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.