Pet Competition Fan Pillows

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I win!'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Pets christmas tree

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'