Pet Competition Fan Prints

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'I win!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'