Pet Rivalry Fan Prints

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

Sick Exhibitionist

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Some conflicts never get resolved.

Dog's bowl next to cat litter.

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The Catkins Diet

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Strikeout Dog

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Nuke mouse.

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'