Animal Rivalry Fans Prints

Doggie Bowl Drill

Keep off the Grass.

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Snail Coach

Happy birthday Darling!

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Strikeout Dog

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Sick Exhibitionist

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Nuke mouse.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."