Pet Rivalry Observer Pillows

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Parrot annoying dog.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Doggie Bowl Drill

Strikeout Dog

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Nuke mouse.

Reigning cats and dogs.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'What do you think? Surge or escalation?'

"What?!"

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.