Animal Rivalry Followers Gifts

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I still hate you."

Lion v Kiwi.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Strikeout Dog

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."