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"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Lion v Kiwi.

Strikeout Dog

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'