Canine Competitor Prints

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Agility God

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'We warned him what would happen if he didn't win Crufts, this year.'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat Show

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Doggy Bites

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.

Extreme Sheepherding

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Strikeout Dog

A Man mixing up his sports.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."