Dog Competition Champ Gifts

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Foster failure

Agility God

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Westminster: The after-party

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Most dog-like dog.

"I've got a pulse!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Itchy Butt 50

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.