Dog Competition Champ Pillows

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Foster failure

Agility God

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Westminster: The after-party

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

Most dog-like dog.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Itchy Butt 50

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

How about I meet you back at the house.