Dog And Cat Champion Pillows

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Doggy Bites

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'We shoulda used Congleton.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Dog scared by cat.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."