Dog And Cat Champion Pillows

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Doggy Bites

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Dog scared by cat.

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

How about I meet you back at the house.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

'I'm sorry about the limp, but I now limit my practice to nutrition. Would you like to buy some dog food?"