Canine Cardio Champion Pillows

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Agility God

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Damn speed hump!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'