Canine Cardio Champion T-Shirts

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"OK, ready to go again?"

Agility God

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Doggy Bites

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"Damn speed hump!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.