Canine Competition Champ T-Shirts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Foster failure

Agility God

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Westminster: The after-party

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

Most dog-like dog.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Itchy Butt 50

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.