Canine Competition Champ Gifts

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Foster failure

Agility God

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Westminster: The after-party

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Most dog-like dog.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Itchy Butt 50

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."