Dog Champion Gifts

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Foster failure

Agility God

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Change of Scene.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Most dog-like dog.

"I've got a pulse!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Itchy Butt 50

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

How about I meet you back at the house.

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'