Canine Champion Gifts

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

How about I meet you back at the house.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

'I'd like to thank my master, who taught me, 'it's not the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog.''

'I'm sorry about the limp, but I now limit my practice to nutrition. Would you like to buy some dog food?"

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Foster failure

Agility God

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Change of Scene.

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Doggy Bites

"I've got a pulse!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Itchy Butt 50

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'