Canine Champions Gifts

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Foster failure

Agility God

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Change of Scene.

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Itchy Butt 50

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'We warned him what would happen if he didn't win Crufts, this year.'