Canine Champions Prints

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Foster failure

Agility God

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Itchy Butt 50

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."