Dog Champion Prints

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Foster failure

Agility God

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Most dog-like dog.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Itchy Butt 50

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'We warned him what would happen if he didn't win Crufts, this year.'