Cardio Champion Pillows

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Damn speed hump!"

Pedal faster!

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Buns Of Veal.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Still on your left."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Academy.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.