Cyclical Cardio Champ Pillows

A runner on an endless loop

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Touring Cyclist

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Buns Of Veal.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Drug testing for Tour de France.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Exercise for fat people.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

In, Out and Shake it All About.

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."

Bicycle race.

Pedal faster!

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

Cheating Cyclist Podium