Cycle Path Champ Pillows

"Treat me like a car!"

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Wide Load.

Bradley Wiggins

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boy on a bike

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Hitching a lift

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Drug testing for Tour de France.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

A runner on an endless loop

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

Cyclists mistake.

Bicycle race.

Road Rage Towards Cyclist

Cycling.

Cheating Cyclist Podium

Cull people who open car doors without checking for traffic.