Cardio Champion Mugs

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Alright cowards, now put your peloton on a stairmaster and get into a lap pool!"

"Damn speed hump!"

Pedal faster!

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Nordic Career-Trak

Buns Of Veal.

"Still on your left."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Bradley Wiggins

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Academy.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'