Canine Competitions Pillows

Agility God

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Could you repeat that word?"

Can't Touch This

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

First Prize!

Westminster: The after-party

100k Desert Crawl

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That's just not the real me."

Football.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Tortoises breakdancing

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"