Canine Competitors Pillows

Itchy Butt 50

Agility God

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat Show

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Doggy Bites

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Most dog-like dog.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Best in Heat.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Strikeout Dog

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dog show success

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Lost CatCat Found.

There's nothing like the real thing!

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

The spoiler

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby