Canine Competitors Pillows

Itchy Butt 50

Agility God

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Most dog-like dog.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Best in Heat.

Strikeout Dog

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dog show success

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

There's nothing like the real thing!

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby