Animal Sports Gifts

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'So, did you bet for or against yourself this time?'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Agility God

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat Show

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Goalkeeper

"That's just not the real me."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

Magicians monkey.

Don't play with your food!

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

Best in Heat.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

Dog show success

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

What the hell did he do?