Animal Sports Pillows

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'So, did you bet for or against yourself this time?'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Agility God

The Goalkeeper

"That's just not the real me."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

Best in Heat.

Magicians monkey.

Don't play with your food!

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

Dog show success

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Groucho Chicken