Animal Sporting Events Lover Pillows

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Agility God

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Snail Coach

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Don't play with your food!

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Strikeout Dog

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Dog Figure Skating

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"Now don't forget, you're diving in the third."

'Ease up, Dwayne! It was a fumble, and he already feels bad enough! You don't have to rub his nose in it!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

A cat and rabbit race down a ski slope.

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'