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"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Agility God

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Snail Coach

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Don't play with your food!

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Strikeout Dog

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

Dog Figure Skating

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Now don't forget, you're diving in the third."

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

A cat and rabbit race down a ski slope.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Ease up, Dwayne! It was a fumble, and he already feels bad enough! You don't have to rub his nose in it!'