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Animals playing football.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Three more years of high school."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.