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Animals playing football.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Three more years of high school."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'