Sporting Event Lover Pillows

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Golf with a difference

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

Cheerleaders

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'