Sporting Event Goer Pillows

Spectator interfering with a rugby match

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A day at the races

A man cheers

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Extra Long-jump

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Football fans in corona times

A Not So Grand Slam.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"It's the racket season again!"

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Five minutes everybody.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'