Attending Sporting Events Pillows

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Sloaney Pony.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Extra Long-jump

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Football supporters.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

The pole bolt

Five minutes everybody.

"Any apologies for absence?"

Soccer Fans.

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'When do they swop shirts...'

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

At the Horse-Show.

Husband and wife at the races.

'This should be interesting.'