Attending Sporting Events Prints

Sloaney Pony.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Extra Long-jump

Football supporters.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Five minutes everybody.

The pole bolt

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Soccer Fans.

"Any apologies for absence?"

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'When do they swop shirts...'

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

Husband and wife at the races.

At the Horse-Show.

'This should be interesting.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.