Attending Games Pillows

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Look at the foul ball I caught at the baseball game last night.'

Sloaney Pony.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"I quit."

Wilfried Zaha

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'