Attending A Ball Pillows

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Red and Yellow dress

Sloaney Pony.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Blue Dress and Feather

Un ballo in maschera

Tennis ball girl.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

How to read the dress code?

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Masked Ball

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."