Performing At A Ball Pillows

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

They hated me.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Jack Gleeson

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Drummer

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Send in the Clones.'

Un ballo in maschera

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Jumping cheerleaders

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Popera!

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"