Performing At A Ball Prints

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

They hated me.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Drummer

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

'Send in the Clones.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Un ballo in maschera

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Popera!

E=Emcee Squared

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"