Attending A Social Ball Prints

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Un ballo in maschera

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Playing cards.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I read 'Art News.'"

How to read the dress code?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."