Attending A Ball Or Gala Prints

Ladies Night

Sloaney Pony.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Un ballo in maschera

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

Man in a Tuxedo

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

Masked Ball

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

'We were going to give you a severance package, but we used it to throw you this retirement party instead.'