Evening Gala Prints

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Wine Lady

Blue Dress and Feather

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Masquerade

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

The nonprofit dog fight.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"And where are you swanning off to?"

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Ladies Night

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

"Love Boat"

Evening Gown

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

"Sorry, black tie only!"

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Met Gala

Return from a Suburban Party

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."