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Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Wine Lady

Blue Dress and Feather

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Masquerade

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

The nonprofit dog fight.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Man in a Tuxedo

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

"And where are you swanning off to?"

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

"Love Boat"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Ladies Night

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Evening Gown

Wonderland Movie Awards. Tonight's award show was very exciting, and now it's time for the after-party. The Seven Dwarves are here -- they were tonight's winner for "Best Short." There's the frog who turned into a prince. He's the "Best Adaptation" winner. And here comes the Pied Piper, who took the trophy for "Best Performance by a Leading Man"! The Big Bad Wolf hosted tonight's show and is getting rave reviews -- he blew away the audience! His performance was cheered wildly. He brought

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

"Sorry, black tie only!"

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Met Gala

Return from a Suburban Party

'So, let me get this straight. You actually give money to the needy...'