Annual Gala T-Shirts

The nonprofit dog fight.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Met Gala

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Masquerade

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Absent friends!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Man in a Tuxedo

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Ventriloquist's fete

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Umpire's Banquet.

The Butlers Ball.

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The Last Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

Ladies Night