Annual Gala T-Shirts

The nonprofit dog fight.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Met Gala

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Masquerade

'Absent friends!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Man in a Tuxedo

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Ventriloquist's fete

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

The Butlers Ball.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The Last Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

Ladies Night