Annual Event T-Shirts

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Oh no, the men are talking shop again.'

"It's that time of year. Another challenge to Larry's dominance over the Accounts Payable Department."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Absent friends!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Anton's Bar and Grill

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.