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"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Oh no, the men are talking shop again.'

"It's that time of year. Another challenge to Larry's dominance over the Accounts Payable Department."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Absent friends!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.