Annual Celebrations T-Shirts

The annual burning of the winter coats.

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Wedding Anniversary - First and Fourteenth.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

' We've been invited to the annual naturist's ball,and I don't have a thing to wear.'

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

Dancing Doctor

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Elfie Stick

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.