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Zumma Cum Laude

All-Candy Seder.

Hanukkah tree

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

Valentines Balloons

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

Happy everything to everybody.

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Dog New Year's Eve Party

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

'What about the other three fourths of the month?'

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

Last night of freedom.

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

"Still doing the egg thing?"

Jumping Man

Free Gift Unwrapping Service

The kids never let David forget the year he just couldn't find the afikoman.

'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'

4th of July Fireworks

Two grooms.

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Really, I'm not scared of fireworks, but I use them as an excuse to run away for a few hours...'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"What's the occasion?"

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Not guilty?"

"We had this last year."

"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"