Celebrations Prints

Zumma Cum Laude

All-Candy Seder.

Hanukkah tree

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

Valentines Balloons

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

Happy everything to everybody.

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

Dog New Year's Eve Party

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

'What about the other three fourths of the month?'

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

Last night of freedom.

Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).

The kids never let David forget the year he just couldn't find the afikoman.

"Still doing the egg thing?"

Jumping Man

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

Free Gift Unwrapping Service

Two grooms.

'Really, I'm not scared of fireworks, but I use them as an excuse to run away for a few hours...'

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

4th of July Fireworks

'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'

Old fart's birthday.

"Not guilty?"

'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt